We have no pizza.
The Internet is Down
Theres no season two
Matthew Hauptman(via matthewhauptman)
you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
unless you’re a bottle of olive oil your virginity has no bearing on your quality
"Kings" + Final Words
anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.
I DARE YOU TO LIE TO ME AND SAY THAT THIS IS NOT THE MOST ADORABLE THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN.
ill always reblog this
is that you as a child, thor-breh?
I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.
Words cannot describe how much I love this post.
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
what do you guys think he is saying?
I think MEEEHHHH
I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?
In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off
its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
the southern isles send their regards
Winter is coming.