Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women
I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
"We have no fucking idea what is happening but we know SOMETHING is happening."
when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate
Living in a shell with no soul since you've gone away
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
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